EVA SAID IT

Dear Anastasia, First off, I think I’ll call you Ana. Anastasia was a young Russian czarina, killed (or maybe not?) with her father a long time ago. When I read your name in print, all I can think is “what a cheesy evening network TV movie that was…’Mystery of Ana’ my ass”. And I’m sure [...]

…no, we’re not actually talking about mine, wiseass. We’re talking about your girlfriend’s. Or ex-girlfriend. Or YOU. Read on.   There’s one in every group of girls.  You were everywhere, doing everything while she was single…but as soon as she gets a boyfriend… ::POOF!:: Who is she? Ladies and gentlemen, I give you “The Magician”. [...]