Mother. Writer. Lover. ~ Stiletto addict.
Eternal wiseass. ~ Native New Yorker.

Untamed.

Welcome inside my head. ~ Proceed with caution.

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  1. Saved You A Seat…
    September 12, 2014
  2. Gypsy in Rome Gypsy Woman in Rome, May 2012
    September 12, 2014
  3. Sunset Over Queens, NY
    July 6, 2014

Eva Wrote It...I talk EPIC smack...I write it too...

Sep

19

Bitter B*tch Disorder: 5 Telltale Signs

“Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” – Widely misattributed to Plato and/or Philo of Alexandria, but you don’t know and I don’t know either because neither of us was there, dammit… Source: Wikipedia, assorted Instagram posts, fortune cookies and tea bag tags   Life can be hard. That’s just a […]

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Sep

12

Mac N’ Cheese Sex: It’s What’s For Dinner

When I think of mac ‘n cheese (spelled here in the warm, ooey gooey way intentionally), it’s like picturing a steaming bowl of “made-with-love” in my hand. I mean, it is perhaps THE most comforting of all the comfort foods. And what’s more comforting than a hot bowl of mac n’ cheese, right? A hot […]

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Jul

17

Checked By A Toddler: A Street Harassment Tale

Yep. You read that right. My son…my Lil’ Man…dude who’s got me by at least 4 inches now…checked a slimeball at the tender age of 4 on a midtown Manhattan street corner, during a busy morning commute. See, street harassment can happen anywhere, at any time of day, no matter what you’re wearing or who […]

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Jun

24

Fixer Uppers: 5 Reasons You Can’t Change Him

You can’t. It’s just a proven fact. And yet I hear smart women talk themselves into men they have serious qualms about, all the while reciting the ambitious mantra: “I CAN CHANGE HIM!“ You see, men aren’t houses. They aren’t do-it-yourself repair projects that you can nail new legs onto and call them “fixed”. (But imagine the […]

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Feb

10

So THIS Is Unconditional Love…Even When I Sound Like A Mob Wife

::sashays past you and gets comfy on your couch:: ::does not address lengthy writing hiatus while pouring a cocktail:: I think I’ve had a breakthrough. Not to get all 20-something-lost-middle-american-girl-in-a-stupid-movie on you, but…I realize…this time…I love differently. I don’t write much about my current relationship. It’s far more exciting to talk smack about the losers […]

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Sep

03

Heartbreak Is Universal

Love is funny: no two people love the same way, and no two of your loves are comparable…but heartbreak…that’s another story. Every woman who has been there remembers the symptoms: the hurt, the possible appetite loss, the self-torture thoughts that you’re up having and he’s…well…probably not. Maybe you reread some text exchanges; flip through old […]

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