“Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” – Widely misattributed to Plato and/or Philo of Alexandria, but you don’t know and I don’t know either because neither of us was there, dammit… Source: Wikipedia, assorted Instagram posts, fortune cookies and tea bag tags Life can be hard. That’s just a […]
Eva Wrote It...I talk EPIC smack...I write it too...
When I think of mac ‘n cheese (spelled here in the warm, ooey gooey way intentionally), it’s like picturing a steaming bowl of “made-with-love” in my hand. I mean, it is perhaps THE most comforting of all the comfort foods. And what’s more comforting than a hot bowl of mac n’ cheese, right? A hot […]
Yep. You read that right. My son…my Lil’ Man…dude who’s got me by at least 4 inches now…checked a slimeball at the tender age of 4 on a midtown Manhattan street corner, during a busy morning commute. See, street harassment can happen anywhere, at any time of day, no matter what you’re wearing or who […]
You can’t. It’s just a proven fact. And yet I hear smart women talk themselves into men they have serious qualms about, all the while reciting the ambitious mantra: “I CAN CHANGE HIM!“ You see, men aren’t houses. They aren’t do-it-yourself repair projects that you can nail new legs onto and call them “fixed”. (But imagine the […]
::sashays past you and gets comfy on your couch:: ::does not address lengthy writing hiatus while pouring a cocktail:: I think I’ve had a breakthrough. Not to get all 20-something-lost-middle-american-girl-in-a-stupid-movie on you, but…I realize…this time…I love differently. I don’t write much about my current relationship. It’s far more exciting to talk smack about the losers […]
Love is funny: no two people love the same way, and no two of your loves are comparable…but heartbreak…that’s another story. Every woman who has been there remembers the symptoms: the hurt, the possible appetite loss, the self-torture thoughts that you’re up having and he’s…well…probably not. Maybe you reread some text exchanges; flip through old […]